Chocolate Mousse Jacuzzi

It has become an open secret that the hedonism of the current GFA president, Alphonse Potato, has created all manner of opportunities within the leisure and personal services industries within the greater Federation.

Most famous of all, is the President's personal Chocolate Mousse Jacuzzi - a practice he allegedly brought with him from the flesh-pots of Quadrant 5.

It is rumoured that he has invited many foreign dignatories to join him in the 'CMJ' (as it is known in Hexagon circles) - so much so that it is said that he does more diplomacy when up to his hips in mousse than at any other time.