The Real DAFT Manifesto

(Posted on the Unversal web on the Alt-Natural-Freedom website sometime in 3175, by someone called D.Spart)

WE THE REAL NATURAL HUMANITY DEMAND A TOTAL END TO THE TOTALLY SICKENING
HEGEMONY AND UNDEMOCRATIC DOMINATION BY THE.ER. SO-CALLED PERFECTS WHO
TOTALLY OPRESS THE BULK OF ORDINARY WORKING HUMANS KNOWN AS 'NATURALS' AND
WHO LITERALLY CRUSH EVERYONE UNDER THE WHEELS OF THEIR GIANT ENGINE OF
OPRESSION.
WE WILL NOT LOOSE ONE SINGLE SECOND IN TAKING DIRECT ACTION INVOLVING
DEMOCRATIC PEOPLES JUSTICE TO ..ER.TOTALLY DESSTROY THE PERFECT STATES AND
THEIR OPRESSIVE AGENTS, DEMOCRATIC DEATH TO ALL POLICE AND JACKBOOTED
MILITARY BATSTARDS.

THIS IS THE DAFT MANIFESTO!

1. ALL OPRESSION EVERWHERE TO BE ENDED NOW.
2. ALL PRISONS TO BE TURNED OVER TO PEOPLES REVOLUNTIONARY JUTSICE
COMMITTEES FOR THE IMPRISONEMENT OF PERFECTS WHO WILL BE SUBJECT TO
DEMOCRATIC JUSTICE AND DEATH.
3. A TOTAL END TO REGULATIONS CONCERNING LENGTH OF HAIR AND A BAN ON TATTOO
PROHIBITIONS. AND UNFETERED RIGHT TO STRIKE.
4. FREE PUBLIC TRANSPORT FOR ALL WORKING NATURALS TO EVERYWHERE INCLUDING
INTERSTELAR SPACE.
5. ALL PERFECT MILITARY INSTALATIONS AND EQUIPMENT, GUNS, SPACESHIPS ETC TO
BE TURNED OVER TO THE AQUARIAN PLOWSHARE LEAUGUE TO BE LOVED INTO
MULTICULTRAL CRECHES AND POPULAR ART CENTRES OR JUST YOU KNOW LIKE MELTED
DOWN, OK?
6. A TOTAL AND UTTER END TO ALL COMPETITIVE SPORT, SNOBBISH STUFF LIKE
OPERA, EXAMS, PASSPORTS AND GOVERMANTS EXCEPT THOSE WITH POPULAR SOVERENTY.
6. [REFERNCE BACK TO ECON. SUBCTTEE] NATIONALISTION OF TOP 100 LARGEST
CORPORATIONS BY SEQUASSTARTION OF ASSETS.
7. DEMOCRACY, THE TRUE AND PROPER KIND SO THE CAPITALIST TOADIES AND LACKIES
CAN NEVER SO-CALLED 'WIN'.
8. JUSTICE, GENUINE POPULAR JUSTICE SO THAT THE EVIL BLOODSUCKING CAPITALIST
PIGDOG-WOMBATS SUFFER DEATH AND PEOPLES HEROE'S ARE GIVEN AMNESTY FOR ACTING
IN SUPPORT OF LIBERATION OF NATURAL PROPERTY STOLEN.
8. ALL OF THE ABOVE NOW! OR WE START SHOOTING!!

DON'T ADD FALSE TALES!
DESSTROY ALL FCUKING TOADIES!

DEMOCRACY AND FREEDOM TODAY!

NOTE!! DAFT is totally different from rubbish sell-out scumbags such as
SOFTY [Social Options for Today's Youth] REASON Real Education and Science
Ensuring Obstructive Naturals NICE [Natural Interstellar Co-Operative
Extremists] and we disocciate ourselves from MAYHEM Militant and Youth
Holding Extremist Manifestos who are a couple of fcuking splitters.

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