Shock news is coming in from Draconis (Q7) as millions of supporters of the (previously thought to be dead) extreme Transhuman Cleric Mobeem77 have taken to the streets in a combination of religious ecstasy and political ferment following news that he is alive! His supporters say that he has been mystically reborn, “Better than he […]
The members of the SSR Politbureau observed a 17 minute silence in memory of the 256 children of the Che Guevara Primary School who died in the Marx City Incident of 3214 when Earth and Martian forces invaded Sirius on the pretext of destroying a rogue sentient AI. The subsequent revelation that there was, in […]
Mukulists Challenge Government Ploot (q8) Mukulists have launched a major legal challenge to the Christianist-dominated local government regarding the rights of other belief systems on Ploot. No Confidence Vote Fells Government Dchoveny (Q6) The planetary government, itself no stranger to controversy, fell unexpectedly to a no-confidence vote. One of the main issues has been […]
150 Years In The Clear In The Clear (Q8) The Martian colony of In The Clear is celebrating the 150th anniversary of its founding in 3066. LexCorp Executives Arrested Shi’Ar (Q0) The local government of Shi’Ar have arrested and put on trial local representatives of the Earther corporation LexCorp, claiming they are guilty of […]
Reactor Leak Kills 256 Binni Q0 A major containment failure has devastated one of the main cities on Binni. Wimpey Fergusson Executives on Trial Stu Q4 The planetary government on Stu have arrested the senior representatives of Wimpey Fergusson (Wolf) on charges of corruption and malpractice. Under Venerian law this could lead to long […]
Rathbone Is First Minister SOL, Q0 By Nigel Bruce, Imperial Correspondent Earth’s politics have taken yet another twist as the recent Earth elections have delivered a member of the Imperial family as a First Minister for the first time in the modern history of the Solar Republic. Although Sebastian Rathbone, the former foreign minister, has […]
FWA reacts angrily to Z155 crackdown LAMSTER, Q1 Ted Maul, INN The annulment of the referendum on joining the Free Worlds Alliance on Z155 by the ruling Christian Socialist Party and subsequent crackdown on “Satanist” elements has been received very badly here on Lamster. We understand that there have been fiery debates behind closed doors […]
Secessionists on the march again TINKY, Q4 Cody Fiddler, Senior Venerian Correspondent After the failure of an attempted military/political secession by several Venerian worlds in Quadrant 4 and a resultant military crackdown (see INN 3208-9) which occurred while the rest of the Universe was distracted with the Amoss Crisis in Q6, the secessionist movement appears […]
Summit throws outer quadrants to the Roaches, argues for bioweapon research NEW MARS, Q0 By Henry Davenport, Diplomatic Correspondent The recent New Mars summit set the defence of the outer quadrants at its lowest priority, although the cosseted citizens of Quadrant Zero are to be given the highest priority for defence, and the outer quadrants […]
VICTORY AT ADOBE! Mike Buckley, Martian Bureau Chief NEW MARS, Q0 Reports are coming in of a major military victory against the invading alien menace by Martian forces at Adobe. An enemy ‘super-carrier’ and five of its supporting ships were destroyed, with only some smaller fleet elements escaping. The Martian Navy lost at least three […]
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