Nebok Moves To ‘Protect’ It’s Neighbour Dateline Nebok Q7 3215.341 The Nebokian Republic has announced that in order to protect the neighbouring system of The Joint from what it is calling ‘Esteeler Pirates’ it has declared that the system is now a ‘protectorate of the Nebokian Republic’. Given the very low level of the Nebokian […]
Turn 41: 3204.200 – 3204.249 Unprecedented Interest in Offle Dateline Offle Q4, 3204.175 With just 55 days to go before the rerun of last years lacklustre referendum Offle is swept by voting fever. All 17 planetary parties are enthusiastically campaigning and polls predict a record turnout of at least 73%. What a fickle bunch these […]
Turn 40: 3204.150 – 3204.199 Exceptional Violence Marrs Pymm Trial Dateline Earth diplomatic enclave, Asteel Q0 3204.167 Asteel was rocked by reports of a security crisis around the trial of alleged AI builder Henry Pymm. The courtroom – designated ‘Earther Space’ was guarded by elite Imperial Marines, and the entire site was further protected by […]
Turn 39: 3204.100 – 3204.149 Wolf talks to Aliens. Dateline Gorilla Q0 3204.130 Acting immediately on the arrival of the visitors a Wolf359 trade delegation has now also made contact with the alien Visitors. Speaking on the record the Wolfer spokesman compared themselves to native Americans on Earth prior to contact with Western Culture. He […]
Turn 38: 3204.050 – 3204.099 Aliens are Real and Here Gorilla Q0 3204.066 The good news is that they are friendly and they are interested in trade. Gorilla Q0 is the setting for the most universe shattering event since Elvis came back. Only this time, despite early fears, it’s no stunt. The events unfolded as […]
Speed Trap for Hegemon Archer Q2 The local Wolf Q2 colonial government on Archer has been deeply embarrassed by revelations that a senior member of the administration, Lady Vera Hegemon, was arrested for exceeding the ground vehicle speed limits. The Government has been playing down the crisis, but Lady Vera has been vociferous on the […]
Don’t Bet Your Shirt on it Margasira Q5 In a surprise reversal of the pundits claims the referendum on Margasira (Q5) voted to go with Earth. Earth! can you believe it I would have loved to have been there when they counted those votes. The Interstellar Election Commission has some questions about lost ballets and […]
Thor Rocked by Planetquake Thor Q7 A state of emergency was declared throughout eastern continent of Thor, Q7 as the continent was hit by a massive planetquake. This was the largest such quake to hit the colony since its first founding 46 years ago. Initial estimates indicate that over 60,000 casualties were caused and a […]
Enlightenment Found Under Zen Zen Q4 Archaeologists under IFF auspices have reported a major find on Zen (Q4). This find consists of an unpowered, but surprisingly intact underground base. This is the latest in a rash of fantastic finds. A spokesperson for the Zen Institute of Archaeologists said “5 years ago this would have put […]
Tozawa in Surprise Benefit Gig Dink Q8 The famous Martian Classical Rock performer ‘Ozzie’ Tozawa gave an unannounced and surprise impromptu benefit gig at the provincial We Made it City on Dink Q8. Local fans were reported as ecstatic, and tickets were reported as changing hands at over 1,000 credits a piece. The gig was […]
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