Xyonist Fleet Defeats Pirates. Dateline Mender Q2, 3199.375 The Xyoist Second Fleet conducted a surprise attack on a gang of pirates who were raiding the independent world of Mender, just outside Xyonist space. A spokesperson for the Union said “We can’t have this sort of thing in our own back yard – pirates be warned […]
Dam Disaster hits Pilgrims Dateline Boodle Q2, 3199.324 Police in the central continent have found the bodies of 154 Hindu pilgrims who were swept away by dam water released by mistake. At least 1000 others are missing after water from the Indira Banji dam hit a popular bathing spot. About 300,000 pilgrims had gathered to […]
Building Corruption Convictions. Dateline Hustler Q2 3199.291 Six state bulding control officers and the chief executive of Honest Ron’s Buildings Incorporated were arrested in dawn raids by anti-corruption COPs. At the same time datacores and other documents were seized, and bank accounts frozen. The arrests follow the terrible Schwartzenegger Block tragedy last year, where a […]
The Martians Invade! Dateline Over, Q5, 3299.154 Massive upheaval hits Over as a Martian GF Division storms the Capital City of Landseer. Major fighting has broken out int eh city as the local GFA ground forces attempt to defend the main goverment building from the Martian Invasion. In an official press statement, the Martians allege […]
Venerian 9th Fleet sets out to rescue Chimbe In response to the reports of an attack on the Esteeler colony of Chimbe, Admiral Borzoi of the VN has let is fleet directly to engage, despite doubts about command and control in the Esteeler colony of Pantenne. There is, as yet, no word as to whether […]
Sirans Report Triumphant return of 6th Allied Fleet to Gryt 3199.138 On reports of a ESB in system JGJ180X, 6th Allied Fleet, under command of Sirian Admiral Gorickal, was ordered to defeat and capture the vessel. Elements of the fleet arrived in the system on 3198.379 and quickly located the vessel. For the flow of […]
Government Moves to Crush Opposition Dateline 3199.072 Freedom Q3 Riot police are patrolling volatile districts in Emohawk City on Monday, a day after arresting opposition leaders and killing a man while crushing a prayer meeting organised in defiance of a ban on political rallies. Dozens of police riot squads in trucks and on foot — […]
GOVERNOR POTATO: FIDDLING WHILE MILLIONS OF US BURN By Laurie Wapshott, of ‘ The Grudge Report’. Dateline: OVER, capital world of GFA in Q5, 3199.029 Although it seems that recent news is marginally better in Quadrant Five’s War against the Exterminators, we have to ask ourselves how we got into this mess in the first […]
Esteeler Reinforcements Arrive in Q7. Stardate 3198.398. Reports from Potomax, Esteeler Colonial Capital, of the arrival of the 3rd Strategic Reserve Fleet (CO Admiral Talliaferro), comprised of 2 Battleships (BELLHAVEN, REAGAN), 10 Carriers (KRIEG EIN GLIED, BATON DE MARECHAL, HAS HE LUCK, THIN RED LINE, CHARIOT OF FIRE, DRIVE TO EMPIRE, PAY NO HEED, NOTHING […]
Battle of Granyt Quadrant 7. Grid 684098, StarDate 3198.331 Venerian-led 5th Allied Fleet destroyed a Exterminator Viking unit near the M25 of Granyt, protecting the Grand Fleet and its mass driving operation. Shortly afterward, the Exterminators abandoned their extensive base complex on Granyt 4 and fled the system. A resounding victory for Huamnkind! No News […]
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